You sucked your gin & tonic as your pain became arthritic
you are the flesh of 20 years, praying someone to kiss it
but that's no way to party

to all your relatives and me, you chat your relativities
and bless the guests with all your quips, your mouth agape as your fingertips
are carving figures of release

Hmmmmm Kids Today got everything
Cosmic Kids got everything
in this Physical world

male sensation has moistened your dehydration
and you raise your wine glass toastign her, in return she kisses your
aging cheeks of frailty

you spring up to your feet, and she says, "hey, let's watoosie!"
and then you see that what she digs is someone old and wrinkly but your not old
your gold, your century

Cosmic Kids got everything
Kids today have got everything
in this physical world

She sings to get you pungeunt and to stimulate you and then you see that she sees
that you are looking into her
but it's always sheltered anyway

so you drink much faster, you cast the skin now you're plastered
and your just about to ask her, but her nephew gets there faster and you
feel like you have still been laid

Hmmm Kids Today got everything
Cosmic Kids got everything
in this physical world

Hmmm Kids today have got everything
Cosmic Kids got everything
and you're no different, girl